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Dec 10, 2004 16:22:54 GMT
Post by Smurfy on Dec 10, 2004 16:22:54 GMT
I got about 15 pages of them so just ask if you want me to put some more in
Stand Still Soldier: Military Training: During Camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visting general. "You Simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?" "Yes Sir," the soldier awnsered apologetically. "But, if i may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice and i never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches but when two squirrels ran up my pants leg and i heard the bigger one say, "Let's eat one now and save the other until winter - that did it" ;D
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Combo
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Dec 12, 2004 16:36:39 GMT
Post by Combo on Dec 12, 2004 16:36:39 GMT
What about the one about the Smurf Choking?
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Dec 15, 2004 19:09:56 GMT
Post by Smurfy on Dec 15, 2004 19:09:56 GMT
it's not really a joke but i'll put it up:
If a Smurf was choking on a Meatball, what color would he turn?
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Dec 15, 2004 19:35:13 GMT
Post by Combo on Dec 15, 2004 19:35:13 GMT
it's not really a joke but i'll put it up: If a Smurf was choking on a Meatball, what color would he turn? Orange
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